Doritos

That’s all I can think of eating, these days. Crunchy, salty, cheesy Doritos that make your mouth all dry and powdery. Crunch, crunch, crunch. None of this porridge-and-oatmeal crap.

You know what else I want to eat? Peanuts. I love peanuts. Nowadays I can barely fit them through my 10mm opening (i.e. my mouth), let alone bite down on them.

Ugh fucking tumour.